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Grand Theft Auto IV – Cluckin’ Bell Fowl Burger

To celebrate the Grand Theft Auto V trailer that was released today here’s a recipe for the Cluckin’ Bell foul ‘Fowl Burger’! Now you can pee your pants over the trailer while you stuff your face and feel just like Niko Bellic! There’s only a couple Cluckin’ Bell restaurants dotted around Liberty City compared to the role the restaurant played in earlier versions of GTA (where you could order up to 4 meals including a salad) but in GTA IV the $1 fowl burger is your only option. I was seriously tempted, like with ‘The Heart Stopper’, to make the “Stuffed Pollo Todo Frito”; you can watch the advert and witness a corncob being stuffed up a chickens bum if that’s your sort of thing – but again it was costly and extraordinary and not exactly available to Niko in-game. Some day… SOME DAY I will make both of these just for the sheer glory and meat sweats.

What you will need: A frying pan, meat tenderiser, 2 bowls.

For the Fowl Burger:

Olive Oil

1 Large Chicken Breast

50g / ½ Cup Breadcrumbs

1 Tablespoon Ground Cumin

1 Tablespoon Ground Coriander

1 Tablespoon Paprika

1 Egg

Ketchup

Mayonnaise

White Burger Bun / Bread roll

Baby Gem Lettuce Leaves

1 Baby Shallot

1 Slice of Mild Cheddar Cheese

Making the Fowl Burger:

1. Combine the cumin, coriander and paprika with the breadcrumbs in a bowl and mix well. In another beat the egg and set aside.
2. Heat a good amount of olive oil in a frying pan on a medium high heat. Beat the chicken breast so it is about 1-2cm thick, cut in half so you have two evenly sized pieces.
3. Dip them in the egg and then coat well in the breadcrumb mixture.
4. Once the oil is hot enough, fry the coated chicken breasts for about 4 minutes each side or until golden brown and cooked through.
5. Toast the bun then layer ketchup, lettuce, chicken, cheese, lettuce, chicken, lettuce, mayonnaise, sliced shallot and close with the top of the bun.
6. Serve with fries and a Sprunk and enjoy; the chicken didn’t die in vain.

I don’t know about you, but any time I’ve walked into a Cluckin’ Bell some guy starts a fight with me, these gangs seem pretty protective of this chicken so it must be pretty awesome. Cluckin’ Bell dutifully promises that they provide ‘billions of chickens with a very happy resting place – your stomach!’ so what more reason do you need to eat this?! Just don’t choke-a-doodle-doo, chicks and cocks.

Love Grand Theft Auto? Then check out ‘The Bleeder‘ recipe.

         Hola everyone, welcome back (for me). Gak kerasa ya waktu udah sangat berjalan lama. Lo semua pasti masih ngerasa baru lulus dari sekolah yang dulu, atau baru kemaren lo masuk TK, mungkin lo ngerasa baru berojol dari emak lo (?)

         But seriously, waktu itu bener-bener gak kerasa banget. Baru banget gue ngesearch nama gue sendiri (oke we skip the reason) dan gue nemu post blog temen gue dulu. Oh my God, ngakak banget gue liat tingkah gue sendiri dulu LOL. Bahkan gue gak sadar gue pernah ngelakuin itu. It just like “Oh God, itu gue? Itu gue?! Itu gue!!”.

         Bahkan secara tidak langsung, waktu ini berefek kepada semua orang disekitar kita. Temen atau sahabat kita yang dulu pernah deket banget sama kita, sekarang menghilang entah kemana. Mungkin waktu dulu yang pacaran gak saling kenal, seiring waktu berjalan mereka berdua menjadi 2 sejoli yang nempel banget kaya permen karet bekas sama meja.

         Dan yah, waktulah yang menyebabkan orang berubah. Waktulah yang mempertemukan dan sekaligus memisahkan orang-orang. Waktulah yang membuat benih cinta bisa tumbuh, maupun runtuh. Namun seperti kita tau bahwa sejarah itu bersifat sebagai peristiwa. Masa lalu kita hanya terjadi sekali, tidak mungkin dapat diulang. Yang disisakan oleh waktu hanyalah pembelajaran dan kenangan. Pembelajaran untuk tidak melakukan kesalahan di masa lampau, dan kenangan untuk kita kenang ketika kita mulai merindukannya.

      Intinya, manfaatkan waktu sebaik mungkin. Jika kau mempunyai orang yang spesial untuk kau bagi cerita bersamanya, nikmatilah waktu kualitas itu. Jangan sampai kau menyesal. Hidup sebagai orang bodoh yang penuh penyesalan.

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But anyway, welcome back to me. Setelah tidak lama blogging… I mean ReBlogging. Dan insyaallah kita urus lagi ni tumblr, but before that I think I need lots thing to do *bersihin sarang laba-laba*

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